Eleven Things Stoners Can Do During Quarantine
Challenging times call for community, creativity, and clever adaptation. While an uninterrupted sojourn at home might be a dream for some, we know it’s not an emotional bargain for everyone. We’re here to help you weather the storm…
1. Support The Frontline Workers
Even if you have to stay home, you probably know someone who works in health care or at a grocery store or at another essential business who is at a much higher risk of infection than you are. Send them some love and thanks and ask if they need any kind of support.
2. Share Your Weed
There are medical patients out there who might be stuck at home or otherwise not have easy access to their MMJ. Contact the Vermont Cannabis Nurses Association to make a donation.
3. Learn How To Roll One Of Those Crazy Joints
There are so many neat ways that you can roll up some of your favorite flower. Our favorite joint roller is Tony Greenhand; he makes everything from guns, superheroes, cartoon characters and even a massive 4.2 pound watermelon. Practice makes perfect.
4. Tend To Your Plants (If You Have Them) But Not Too Much
It’s important to check on your ladies! Make sure they are well watered, at the right temperature, humidity, and have no signs of nutrient burn or deficiencies. But be careful! With all of this time on your hands you’ll be tempted to check on them a lot, potentially causing you to over care for them. Don’t forget: less is more!
5. Watch Dumb – We Mean Excellent – And Entertaining Movies
Because you can only handle so much news. Our faves include:
- Monsters, Inc.
- Finding Nemo
- The Incredibles
- The Martian
- Galaxy Quest
- The Emperor’s New Groove
- Robin Williams Live On Broadway
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Boss Baby
- Groundhog Day
- Ghostbusters (either one)
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Guardians Of The Galaxy
- The Princess Bride
- Trading Places
- Groundhog Day
- A Fish Called Wanda
- This Is Spinal Tap
- Dr. Strange
- The Lion King
- How To Train Your Dragon
6. Memorize The Known Cannabinoids And Terpenes
The world of cannabis is constantly changing. Everyday there is more research and information about this plant. Get educated! Plus, they’re fun to say. Limonene…
7. Have Sex!
Time to road test some great cannabis lubes from folks like our friends at Three Buds Apothecary! Cosmic Vagina is also fun to say…
8. Learn To Make Fire Cider
Great for your immune system and hard to screw up. Just don’t handle jalapenos and then touch your eyes. Another great reason to keep your hands away from your face.
9. Learn To Play The Didgeridoo
Great for promoting cardiovascular health!
10. Learn To Play The Tambourine
For those of you who can’t even handle the didge…
11. Get High
This one is pretty obvious. Though a couple of health notes:
- Don’t share share pipes and joints to reduce spread of Coronavirus.
- To support lung health, it’s a good idea to cut back on combusting.